hey i havent updated in a while but i just go back from tulsa,oklahoma for a soccer tournamnet. we tied 2 games and lost one. so we did alright but we could have done better some times. when we were leaving the fields one time my dads car broke down .they found out it was the air conditioning and this guy on my team's dad fixed it somehow. but i wasnt in the car at the time so im not sure exactly wat happened. and it was funny when my brother saw the smoke in the hood he got out of the car running cuz he said "he didnt want to be exploded." this week will be kinda weird cuz we have gym everyday but its alright.

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

ok heres a blonde joke my cousin told me today:

There was three girls. A Brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They all just escaped from jail. so the found a barn and hid in it. The red head hid behind a pile of hay. the brunette hid behind a pile of wood. the blonde hid behind another pile of wood. so then the cops came in looking for them. they kicked the hay and the red head said bark. So the cops figured it was just a dog and moved on. then they kicked the pile of wood where the brunette was. she said meow. and so they figured it was just a cat and moved on. then they kicked the pile of wood where the blonde was. she said wood.

for those of you who dont get it the girls tried to act like other things. so the blonde tried to sound like she was wood.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. wow i just typed the entire alphabet.

I'm pretty proud of myself.